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Farewell Gwinnett County Water Tower

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Regarded as the “official” landmark (by AVID Design employees) for our office location (and can be seen at the beginning of our 2008 “The Office” Christmas video), the Gwinnett County Water Tower on Medlock Road near Spalding Drive is no longer.

RIP Gwinnett County Water Tower at Medlock and Spalding

The Water Tower, which was actually a water tank for the Peachtree Corners area, was one of 3 water structures (and 2 pump stations in the area) that has been (or is slated to be) torn down.

According to the Superintendent of the demolition project, Tim (who works for a demolition company out of Indiana), the structure was erected in 1988 and housed about 2 million gallons water.

Standing approximately 140 feet high and, at the time, weighing in at 540 tons (of pure steel), the deconstruction of the water tower began mid-May and wrapped up by June’s end.

As the old fashioned piece by piece demolition and rumblings have ceased at our office, we’ve put together a time lapse video of how the demolition process went down, to always remember and pay tribute to the tower that once stood above us, watched over us and guided our clients to our office for so many years.

Check it out:


Lisa M. Federico | Content Specialist | AVID Design

AVID Design is a full-service healthcare marketing agency that develops progressive, cutting-edge healthcare Websites, rich media applications and physician videos.

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and also seen at the beginning of our 2008 “The Office” Christmas video)

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M&M’s Might Not Melt in Your Hand, But They Do Melt in the Mail

Friday, June 25th, 2010

Here at AVID Design, we like to pride ourselves not only on the fact that we develop integrated healthcare marketing solutions for hospital Website design, content creation and healthcare video production, but also that we come up with innovative marketing campaigns to promote our hospital and healthcare marketing services and products.

m&m's

M&M's melt in your mouth...and in the mail.

Our latest marketing crusade (which you may have received in the mail already) is for our marketing prescription success campaign—or those pill bottles with M&M’s in them—offering a FREE SEO Website checkup.

We’ve been mailing these out for several months now, and it wasn’t until recently (summer solstice) that we’ve noticed a problem.  What we failed to realize is that here in Georgia it gets hot….really hot, and that M&M’s might not have been the best choice to mail out to different hospitals and healthcare systems around the nation.  Not only has the chocolate of the M&M’s bloomed and melted, with broken candy-coated outer shells, but they also have appeared to take on a mutated effect.  They are still edible though, if you wish.

So with sincere apologies we hope none of our marketing prescription success campaign recipients were disgusted or offended in any way.  We knew that M&M’s melted in your mouth and not in your hand, but didn’t realize that they too could melt in the mail.

Even though you may have received damaged M&M’s, we can assure you that our SEO Assessment won’t be…sign up now!

By the way does anyone out there have any suggestions as how to mail M&M’s without damaging them?


Lisa M. Federico | Content Specialist | AVID Design

Want a FREE SEO checkup for your hospital’s Website to help improve SERPs, ROI and more?  Sign up today to receive your complimentary SEO Web assessment from AVID Design.

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AVID Design’s Top 5 Achievements in Things and Stuff

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

There’s something about today that makes us reflect on our many outstanding achievements. Can you feel it? Or at least smell it? Well, we can.

Summit: Not only a former rival to the "chocolate-covered caramel cookie crunch” category now dominated by Twix, but a player in one of the top all-time achievements at AVID Design.

Summit: Not only a former rival to the "chocolate-covered caramel cookie crunch” category now dominated by Twix, but a player in one of the top all-time achievements at AVID Design.

Although we are best known for our award-winning hospital Website design and as thought leaders in healthcare SEO and social media, we’ve put our collective creative and innovative efforts into some lesser-known accomplishments over the years. Did you know that we:

Invented the “Fold Two Socks Into One” Technique

1974: When you are folding laundry, you know that maneuver where you take two pairs of socks and fold the openings inward so they stay matched in your sock drawer? That was AVID Design. Really put us on the map.

Perfected the “Get the Last Squeezes of Toothpaste Roll”

1979: Not only did we discover how to get that last glob of toothpaste out of the tube by rolling the empty end towards the opening, but we also beta tested the technique of using the toothbrush handle to push the last globs of toothpaste.

But in full disclosure, we didn’t innovate the idea of putting one of those big Gem paperclips on the end of the roll to hold it in place.

Set the Record for Most Refuse Placed on Top of a Full Kitchen Garbage Can

1980: We got the ‘80s off to a phenomenal start when we shattered this long-standing record.

By gently placing an empty (and ironic) Summit candy bar wrapper on top of a used Jiffy Pop pan that was also precariously teetering on an already dangerous high pile of garbage that had crested days earlier.

Unfortunately, later that day it toppled over. However, you can visit us anytime to come witness this achievement, as nobody ever bothered to pick any of it up.

Until AVID Design’s office manager Jennifer Dowden writes a sign with instructions for somebody to not ever do that again, hopes are high that we will someday break our own record.

Hiring Derek Rudnak as Communications Specialist

2009: After nearly 20 years without a significant achievement, AVID Design did what might be its greatest achievement of all: Bringing Derek Rudnak into the hallowed halls of AVID Design.

What more can be said about this outstanding contributor to the AVID Design team? Usually bathed, frequently punctual and occasionally conscious, his self-penned bio says, “Derrick makes good writing stuff. Hes cool and is a guy. Thats been here for 1 year and a little more. darreck went to college at georgia”

The Last Professional Web Design Agency to Still Embrace GeoCities

2010: Even with it not being offered by Yahoo! anymore, we still believe in the potential of this free Web service and its cutting-edge arsenal of templates and modules.

Just wait, you’ll see…one day, there will be a huge GeoCities revival born out of nostalgia for the “good old days” of Web 1.0, and who is gonna be there writing the rules of GeoCities best practices?

That’s right. AVID Design. We rule.

Happy April Fool’s Day! See what we wrote last year…



Ben Dover | VP of Middle Management and Inefficiency | AVID Design

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‘Tis the Season…For Another AVID Christmas Video

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

The following is a paid advertisement for AVID Design…

Curl up to the fireplace, break out the Snuggies and grab a mug of hot cocoa, it’s time for AVID Design’s Sounds of Christmas to rock your face off with 30 of the most beloved holiday hits on a 3 CD set for only $9.99.

Spoofing on Time Life Music’s awesome infomercials that you regularly see on publicly funded television stations into the wee hours of the night, we though this year we’d make one of our own for AVID Design’s Annual 2009 Christmas Video.

Filmed and edited at our very own state-of-the-art video production studio, we utilized many of our studio features and post-production services such as filming on a green screen and using digital motion graphics to enhance the festiveness of the video.

Don’t forget to view this year’s outtakes and watch our clan of merrymakers for a good ‘ole chuckle.  Feeling nostalgic for past AVID Design Christmas videos?  Check out our YouTube page and see what we put together in 2007 and in 2008.

Sorry no C.O.D.’s!


Lisa Federico | Content Specialist| AVID Design

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Using Misspelled Keywords in SEO and SEM: The Cheez Whiz Example

Monday, March 16th, 2009
Cheez Whiz: Tasty and an inspiration for a blog about misspelled keywords.

Cheez Whiz: Tasty and an inspiration for a blog about misspelled keywords.

I was recently in Philadelphia for a client meeting, and when it came time to find some dinner, the choice was a no-brainer: a real Philly cheesesteak.

To those that don’t know (and I’m sure there will be some debate), but the classic Philly cheesesteak is made with Cheez Whiz, that spreadable processed cheese product.

Notice how I spelled “Cheez Whiz.” That is the “correct” way to spell the brand’s name. Of course, that is not how you spell “cheese.” Although “whiz” was spelled correctly, it wasn’t on the menu from which I ordered my sandwich: They took the liberty to spell it “wiz” (perhaps because they weren’t using real Cheez Whiz, which is kind of frightening because Cheez Whiz isn’t real cheese in the first place!).

Cheez Whiz=Bad for You. Spelling Variations=Good for SEO and PPC/SEM.

No matter how you spell it, one thing is constant with Cheez Whiz: It’s not good for you.

Although it won’t likely impact your health, the way you spell “Cheez Whiz”—or most any word or phrase—does impact search results, both in organic SEO searches and pay-per-click/search engine marketing campaigns.

Top five Google Search results for variations on the “Cheez Whiz” name.

Top five Google Search results for variations on the “Cheez Whiz” name.

The graph to the right shows the top results for searches on variations of “cheese,” “cheez,” “whiz” and “wiz.” As you can see, the results are mostly inconsistent.

One interesting result is how Wikipedia consistently was both the highest-ranking result and the only to appear in all three searches. But even more interesting is how the link to Kraft (the company that actually produces Cheez Whiz) only appeared once (and not for the product’s landing page, but for a recipe).

Misspelling: Bad for SEO, Good for SEM

Whether through accident or simply not knowing better, you can’t always trust that your audience will type the proper spelling for one or more of your optimized keywords.

Healthcare and medical keywords are difficult to spell no matter how well you spell, and this further complicates suggestions about best practices.

Google and other search engines are sophisticated enough to point misspelling users in the right direction—or even to ask them if they meant to search for the proper spelling. Still, as the Cheez Whiz chart illustrates, results will vary, depending on spelling.

This certainly raises some questions about best practices. We suggest:

• SEO: Don’t Misspell. Although misspellings can give you higher rankings for words that search engines don’t automatically correct, they are problematic for an obvious reason—they result in misspelled words in your content.

Misspellings translate into less credibility. There’s not much credibility in Cheez Whiz, so it can be spelled, misspelled, or mis-misspelled without any harm to its already marginal reputation. But hospitals and healthcare are obviously much more dependent on building trust through credibility, and misspellings can only harm that goal.

SEM: Optimize for Misspellings. Much like with SEO, promoting your hospital with misspelled words does little to enhance your credibility.

However, this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t create PPC ads for misspelled words. But instead of using the misspelled word in your ad copy, write static copy with the correct spelling, but put the misspelled keyword in a bucket that will trigger an accurate ad.

SEM and Typo Generators

If misspelled words are not already appearing in your keyword research for relevant but properly spelled words, consider making your own misspellings.

For example, “rheumatoid”: That’s a tricky word to spell! You can be creative and guess your own misspellings (e.g., “rheumatoid”, “rheumatoid”), or you can use useful online typo generators such as:

TypoGenerator.com
SEOchat.com’s Typo Generator
• SEOBook.com’s Typo Generator


Derek Rudnak | Communications Specialist | AVID Design

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